Uncle Sam

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The end of the Uncle Sam's was this one. He had to leave for Scotland though, so Uncle Sam is now your mother.

“Uncle Sam was good, he served us teacakes on the Highcliff Pavilion. Those were de bad days of the year when terraclops roamed free in my brain hole!”

- on THE MAN ON BEING A BRAIN HOLE

Uncle Sam was the sun of a lesser known Calakoshamtam who was the fifth duke of Mulberry.

Unc

The construction of it all was UNC but now buncle or uncle. OR FLIP CAKES.

Math

Word of the article!

PISS.

“Ello”

- Ello on saying a ello