Untruth device
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The untruth device is a product of a severe accident. It holds the power to destroy Illogicopedia, but luckily Mr. Potato Head found it and locked it away inside himself to protect Illogicopedia from its evil. It also created Wikipedia, the imaginary root of Illogicopedia.
What Does It Do?
The untruth device is similar to a computer virus. It anonymously submits deliberate lies to Illogicopedia. These "untruths" will take root in Illogicopedia, and continuously mutate and spawn new untruths. These, in turn, continue the process, while also exterminating truthful information. It would mutate Illogicopedia into Wikipedia, and allow Wikipedia to assimilate Illogicopedia. The only source of truth and good in the universe would be dissolved into small, isolated, floating bits of truth. This would allow the Wikinati to finally achieve their plans for a New World Order.
Origins
The untruth device came about because several contributors to Illogicopedia mistakenly wrote a false article. This article evolved into greater and greater evil because more and more people thought it was true, and mistakenly wrote about it. It reached into the core of Illogicopedia, the Cat-Toast Device. The device was damaged severely, and the untruth was allowed to spread throughout Illogicopedia. Mr. Potato Head then destroyed all but the core of the untruths. this tangled, knotted core of untruth was so dense it could not be destroyed. Mr. Potato Head isolated it and set it adrift in cyberspace. It evolved into the untruth device. It continued drifting along, spawning random bits of untruth. These untruth particles began to coagulate into the beginnings of Wikipedia. Mr. Potato Head saw this, and chased after the untruth device, realizing that if it continued, Wikipedia would become huge, and it could return and destroy Illogicopedia. He captured it and used the power of the Cat-Toast Device to contain the untruth within himself, thus protecting Illogicopedia from its destructive power.
The Creator.....
Of course the true creator of the untruth device still remains a mystery. Many ideas as too who this illusive fellow is have been put forward. Main suspects include Yoda, Son of Kong and, obviously, Chuck Norris. Probably him anyway. Yoda's too spineless and Son of Kong has got family issues. BIG issues. I mean you would to if your mother was human and your dad was this big freaky gorilla. *shudder*. Imagine the stress of giving birth to a gorilla-man. Anyway I fear I have strayed from the subject. So more to the point, OHH MY DAZE MANN *slap*