User:Eiffel Tower/Eiffel Tower's Supermarket

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WELCOME TO MY SUPERMARKET

Hello this is my Supermarket (wink wink)

The Supermarket

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Ok the drugs r here

THE DRUG STORE HAS BEEN RELOCATED TO HERE.

The Stuff on Sale

  • Heroin
  • Tobacco
  • Ecstasy Pills
  • Cocaine
  • And you can request any other drugs for me to get here

Orders

Orders are made here

Customers

Once u hav made an order u cum here to tell us when u wud like it delivered.

THANKS

ALSO I NEED SOME EXTRA STAFF

The Supermarket

THE STUFF ON SALE

  • a robot (£87)
  • television (£500)
  • a bike (£200)
  • a computer (£350)
  • food go to café
  • more stuff Ryan has to offer is here

The Café

Get a table here

The Menu:

  • Pancakes (£2.50)
  • Ice Cream (£2)
  • Beans On Toast (£3.40)
  • Fish and Chips (£4)
  • Pasta (£5)
  • Burger and Chips (£7)

The rest of the menu is at the café

My Staff

Employee of the week

The Employee Of The Week from 10th February to 17th February is:

Employee of the month

Employee of the year

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