User:Island Monkey/Howling cat personality disorder
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Howling cat personality disorder is a disorder where a cat thinks it's a dog. No, seriously, this bugger affects ⅛ of all cats.
Symptoms
Symptoms include:
Cure
Vets have said that there is no cure. However it can be improved with the giving of tuna, balls of string, and making purring noises.