User:Mars Cadbury/Jack Gray

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Jack Gray is the illegitimate son of comedian Jack White and musician Jack Black.

Anatomy

Jack Gray is made entirely out of bacon.

Hobbies

Jack Gray likes to spank his wife and cheat on his children.

Parents

Jack White

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Jack Black

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