User:Mars Cadbury/Tornado Matchmaker

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File:Acme tornado kit.jpg
Even you can get in on the fun.

A tornado matchmaker is a device use to make tornadoes.

Usage

Pioneers in the field of tornado matchmaking

Dr. Oldman

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  • Likes: Cargo shorts.
  • Dislikes: Sitting down on cold park benches.

The Doobie Brothers

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Controversy

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Alaska, after being ravaged by Tornado Matchmakers.

Illogical nonfacts

See also