User talk:Jезка

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Sorry if I forgot to welcome you before. Remember, dude, the admins may well have a good reason to keep an eye on you, so don't be offended if you wake up to find a man in a large hat with a camera at the end of your bed. Still, nice work on the articles so far, glad to have you on board for your writing abilities. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 21:13, 16 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

hey

why don't you have a userpage? if you make one the admins will probably watch you a bit less, cause when there are vandals they tend never to make a userpage. ~ ReadMeSoon!? The Desperate Book huh

I have this weird OCD where I can't make a userpage on my good accounts, even to the point of requesting them deleted when made for me. Don't ask me why, on my socks I often make userpages but when I edit good I don't. Someone suggested I have a list of articles I've made, if you like I can put a mini bio at the top of my talk page? BTW, do you think having the admins watching me less is a good idea??? Jезка 19:57, 22 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
Well the thing is they may think you're a vandal but whatever. Maybe you could be like seppy and redirect your userpage to your talk page? ~ ReadMeSoon!? The Desperate Book Perhaps
lol, god forbid anyone think I was a vandal... Jезка 20:09, 22 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
Well I think you are!!! ~ ReadMeSoon!? The Desperate Book Aha! I found you vandal!
O rly? Jезка 20:39, 22 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
Yes, and once I become an admin... INFINBAN!!! ~ ReadMeSoon!? The Desperate Book Good bye forever.
Nice. Jезка 21:41, 22 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
It's just I probably won't ever become and admin :( Hey, how does a collab sound? I'm awfully bored, and I haven't made an article in a while. Also, which colourationg of my sig do you like best, the red one, the purple one, this one or the light blue one? ~ ReadMeSoon!? The Desperate Book 21:51, 22 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
I think you'll make a great admin, just don't be too mean - nobody likes a dictator! Red sig is best I think. Yeah cool, what do you want to write about? I can't do it tonight cause I'm soo very tried, a bit drunk and I've got Sg Atlantis to watch before I sleep. Jезка 22:17, 22 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
I don't really have any ideas, I thought you might. Anything is fine, but I wold like a more informational or instructional approach rather than a story. ~ ReadMeSoon!? The Desperate Book 01:23, 23 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
Hmm, an instruction manual? How about something really simple like peeling an apple but done in the most complex and laborious way, involving lasers and welding and ball bearings etc? Jезка 19:02, 23 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
Sounds great. You go ahead and start it right here. I'll cach up in a bit. ~ ReadMeSoon!? The Desperate Book Whoopdy hoop.

Cheese Songs

Your cheese roll call edit was fab. Loved it. Have as much gorgonzola as you can carry, and send me the bill. --The Bard of Illogicopedia File:TinyQuill.gif 16:45, 25 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Heyy

You made a userpage! I'm so proud of you!!!!!!!!(?) PS I KNEW YOU WERE A VANDAL!!!! ~ ReadMeSoon!? The Desperate Book 17:57, 30 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Thanks ^_^ Also, please add to HowTo:Peel an Apple, it's too serious and needs moar illogic! Jезка 17:59, 30 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
Oh yesh, I forgots. I'll get to it! ~ ReadMeSoon!? The Desperate Book 18:01, 30 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)}

:O

we have another gay user on ?pedia?! (there's me and MathPoet) 25px-ColourfulMetalFlower.jpgMMF!talk←/→admin(:D) 18:45, 30 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Ok, for some reason this place replaces gäy (had to add an accented letter there) with "french", how helpful 25px-ColourfulMetalFlower.jpgMMF!talk←/→admin(:D) 18:47, 30 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
Ah, thanks seppy for telling me how to circumnavigate it :P 25px-ColourfulMetalFlower.jpgMMF!talk←/→admin(:D) 18:48, 30 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
It does it with fuck too. See? Fuck. S I just use nowiki. ~ ReadMeSoon!? The Desperate Book 18:49, 30 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
Fuck. Jезка 19:02, 30 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
Eh... how did you...?~ ReadMeSoon!? The Desperate Book 19:03, 30 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)