User talk:Oh-Dear-God-Why

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I suppose it is too late now, but I must apologise for the actions of Colonel Sanders and Mr. Berty. I do not know who they thought you were, but that does not excuse their actions, either. You are welcome here so long as you abide by the commandments and whatnot, and from what I have seen, that was not actually been an issue, at least not on your end. Again, I'm sorry about what happened. <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css>~ File:Pointy.png 21:30, 31 Ditzimber 2010

thank you, though I understand why users would see me as a troll - I made a gamble by creating that article, which was designed to poke fun at certain branches of humor found on the internet and I used liberal amounts of "troll" humor (not with the intent of actual trolling but to kind of poke fun at them) - unfortunately the nature of the internet is such that people can and will misunderstand attempts at being funny and thus we get the hostile reactions.. I don't really blame them for what happened as I may of brought some of it on myself by creating an article that dealt with such topics: also my name is unusual but it is not to do with ED, I have an account on Deviantart which uses this name and is devoted to random humor (again an attempt to kind of parody certain branches of "troll" humor), most of the images I uploaded came from my account and I know they aren't to everyone's taste.. at any rate I'll keep low for a while and also apologise for blanking my article, which was bad protocol on my half. --Oh-Dear-God-Why 21:57, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
Since I'm now unblocked now, I take my sincere apologies for my conduct! Sorry! File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 22:32, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
in all honest you don't have to apologise - I know that I would try to defend my site/wiki from a potential vandal or troll and as stated above I did bring most of it on myself by creating such a bold article (especially since I am new here) --Oh-Dear-God-Why 22:38, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
Dear Sir/Madam, I know you probably hate me and Berty right now, but I apologize for the actions we took. You see, Berty attacked ED's servers (if you are completely unaware, which you probably are, click here for more information). I incorrectly assumed by the frivolous username (at least in my opinion, but it's all right), troll article, spam IP, and Berty's attacks that you were from ED for revenge. I assumed by the use of "lulz", and trollish material that your article was indeed ED propaganda. But, alas, it was a mere parody, and I apologize for that misinterpretation and general misconduct on my part. I sincerely apologize. You can choose to forgive us, or not, but what we did was complete conduct and we are more of miscreants than you. So, I hope you decide to stay and edit. Now that I've cooled down, had my java, and spammed the Simple English Wikipedia with "Weird Al" Yankovic stubs, I promise to be civil in all these cases from now on. I hope you do accept this rambly apology, and if not, meh. Live i velstand!--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 22:42, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
Even so, things go more smoothly when folks hold their suspicions, even if just for a little while; first impressions can be deceiving, after all. On the other hand, at least they were honest... at any rate, mistakes are mistakes; I'm glad folks ain't holding hard feeling over this and you have had the heart to return so understandingly. Now who wants cake? <css>

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Agreed. Say, is that cake been contaminated by the squash muffins?--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 23:27, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
Well, it's a squash cake... zucchina, to be precise. *shifty eyes* <css>

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I see.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 23:52, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Hey

Much better userpage, in my opinion. Better to have content than just be one image.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 23:26, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

yep, as much as I like random images it probably wasn't wise to showcase a grinning monkey yelling "I hacked your account" as a welcome mat.. live and learn I guess *chuckles* --Oh-Dear-God-Why 23:28, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
Yeah. I'm off to write a crazy IllogiNews article in my native tongue just to craze teh adminz.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 23:33, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
Confusion, deception and obfuscation... who could argue with that? Sounds bloody wonderful. ^^ <css>

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Meh

I like your clown articles. Especially the McClown one :). Say, how do you think the new GWB article is coming? Sorry for spamming your talkpage with pointless drivel.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 20:51, 1 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

its going along fine - may get a bit long but if people are too lazy to read it it's their lose, don't worry about spamming talkpages - that's what they tend to be for.. yeah McClown was a random one that came out of nowhere - hate Ronald so doing that page was fun --Oh-Dear-God-Why 20:56, 1 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Good. And if you think my GWB article is long, read this one. It seems like my articles are either really long like those or really short like this or this. Good contributions as of now.... I'm impressed.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 21:04, 1 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
heh, cool - guess you do different length stuff kind of like how I vary from humor that's really really random to stuff that's a little less random (such as Ugh The Unshaven (which is just plain stupid) versus something like the original Master Troll (which is still kind of hard to tell as a joke unless you read it through a few times) ) --Oh-Dear-God-Why 21:13, 1 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Your humor amuses me. It really does. Did you know that my entry on Taylor Swift is actually the 16th longest page on the website? See!. You might need some kind of label for that Master Troll or something.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 21:16, 1 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
yeah, not smart enough to do templates and stuff but I think of having something along the line of "warning! this article contain "troll" humor - depending on your view its a big cup of awesome or a whole plate of fail: continue at own risk" or something along that line.. --Oh-Dear-God-Why 21:29, 1 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Good idea. And your article. It isn't Worst Article Ever yet It was nominated. One of mine is in the lead vote-wise, but yours could still win. See WAE.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 21:50, 1 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

So

Do you wanna join my endeavor to create pointless spin-off wiki? There will be cheeze.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 22:44, 1 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

depends, what is tha nature of this spin-off? you got me at pointless but I shall need more info! cheeze is good though --Oh-Dear-God-Why 22:47, 1 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Random stuffs, but stuffs that may be even too random for Illogic.
well if it contributes to chaos and insanity I'm all for it --Oh-Dear-God-Why 22:55, 1 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Hey! Hey you!

You are not a problem to me. I am fine with you. Con amore, File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 16:28, 19 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Oh I know that, you and the Colonel are cool guys - it's just I don't want to be responsible for attracting idiots/trolls: which seems to be happening.. not that it isn't easy for us to just ban them, anyways - guess I'm just think on a few things is all (not going into any more detail as I have a fairly strong "no drama" rule: I gots some problems and I'll likely fix them, until then I might take a break, is all) --Oh-Dear-God-Why 16:35, 19 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

I know. All things FAGGOTRY and trolling. Con amore, File:Monkey-butler.jpg Island Monkey - Throw a banana 17:25, 19 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

What's wrong with attracting idiots and trolls? I do it all the time, then I blame it on them, saying it's their own fault. Because it is! Anyhow, well wishes to you and yourn; hopefully if and when you return, folks on this end will be somewhat more... ah, hells, everyone here has issues. It's hopeless. Care for some pie? <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css>~ File:Pointy.png 20:03, 19 Jeremy 2011