User talk:Quagsire
Hey there. Welcome to the Museum of Illogicality. Feel free to knock the hats off guards' heads, steal a priceless painting or two or even draw on the newly painted walls. Brace yourself for a regimented welcome message, coming soon to a user talk page near you. Well, yours, actually. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:55, 7 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
Hola, and welcome? Uhm... I see...? Oh and.... Mel Gibson???--File:Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|File:Smile no.jpg 19:55, 20 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
Welcome, Quagmire. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:33, 22 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
eh... Welll i could tell you how to make your signature cool... but ive done some of it already. well i say Go to your preferences page, and in the "nickname" box add {{nosubst|User:quagsire/sig}}. have the Raw signatures on, and Use the four tildes or signature button to use your saved signature.--File:Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|File:Smile no.jpg 20:57, 31 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
things that will get you into a coma comb over
- eating 50
bananasunborn babies in 1 minute - reading all the Harry Potter books in 1 day
- poisoned fruitcake...
--File:Green duck.jpgOLEELRAFile:Green duck.jpg 22:32, 1 Ergust 2007 (UTC)
