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So, yeah. Don't be bad and whatnot, hope you contribute in any way you can. See you around!--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 21:09, 8 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)


Walking

Insane by me You that's Very cool. --Up User 05:12, 28 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Greetings

Have you seen a walking mop bucket, by any chance? <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css> ~ File:Pointy.png AthyriaLyrithyaIsarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms)VFFFIIotMAotMTSROotPGSPRRWAMWAEQDVFDVitalAfC500TLA -- 29 Novelniver 2010 - 20:37 (UTC)

Hi.

I know this may seem strange, especially in a place such as this, but this is a community and there are actual people here, so please, be reasonable, at least in interaction. Wandering around trying to confuse people, creating pages just to see if an administrator will delete them, voting for your own images repetitively and then attempting to feature them yourself, these only cause more work for those around, and subsequently I must ask you to stop that.

Be nice, eh? <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css>~ File:Pointy.png 17:51, 14 Ditzimber 2010

So Madness, He he he i'm not Mad Athyria. Up User 05:36, 17 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Wot, you'd try to pull the mad gig on me? On ME!? Do you know who I am? No, seriously, do you? Because I don't. <css>

.nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css>~ File:Pointy.png 05:38, 17 Ditzimber 2010

Crikey, stop that! Stop making pages with {{QD}} templates on them, and whatnot! That's silly. <css> .nou a{ color:#000000; } .nou a:hover{ text-decoration: none; } .new a{ color:#cc2200; } .new a:visited{ color:#a55858; } </css>~ File:Pointy.png 05:54, 17 Ditzimber 2010

Check new Add-ons Homepage

Damn it's Zamboni yet. --Up User 00:59, 19 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

I Soon Added my Account, --Up User 00:59, 19 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY!!!???

Or whatever.--File:Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 04:27, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)