Weapons

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Weapons were first dicovered by Dr. James Naughton in Smarch 1867 when a conker flew past him, barely missing his ear, thanks to all the smear he had applied to the very ground before him, resulting in his inevitable fall. To the ground, where he soon recovered. Several years before, he had invented the cheese sandwich, a most dreadful prototype for the weapons later to come.

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