Wii Sports
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- Warning: toilet puns ahead
Wii sports are commonly practised in school toilets up and down the country. Since the dawn of time (or the beginning of the school day anyway) pupils have taken part in competitions to see how far they can urinate up the toilet wall. The winner gets to gloat whilst the loser gets a golden shower.
Wii sports have yet to gain Olympic status. Its supporters argue it will provide a useful alternative to random urine tests though how any spectator could survive the 'thrill' of a pee-off without being scarred for life is beyond the comprehension of the common man.[1]
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- ↑ Schoolkids don't come into this as they can withstand the most pungent of pongs.