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DO YOU WANNA HAVE NO CONTROL OVER YOUR SITE'S OVERALL DECISIONS!?


YEAH!


DO YOU WANNA HAVE A STAFF MEMBER BAN ONE OF YOUR SITE'S CONTRIBUTORS FOR SPEAKING HIS MIND?


YEAH!


DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SKINS FORCED UPON YOU?


HELL YEAH!


AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, DO YOU WANT YOUR DEAD SITE LEFT UP WITH A DIFFERENT NAME TO ROT AWAY?


OH BOY I DO!!!


THEN TRY...


WIKIA!


WIKIA IS A SITE WHERE YOU HAVE NO CONTROL!


THEY PUT THE EW IN NEW MONACO!


LISTEN TO THESE TESTIMONIALS!


“I've often been compared to Wikia”

“We'll ban your admins for doing something right!”

- User:KyleH

“What the--? How is there a new one of us?”


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