Willy Wonka

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“Yeah, I'm awesome. Wait, that wasn't my line either. ...I LOVE CHOCOLATE.”

- Willy Wonka on on something unknown to the interviewer

“I love cheese! Chocolate cheese especially! After all, there are lots of crunchy numbers!”

- Fall Out Boy on on something...that...seriously, I don't know anymore

“Chocolate cheese? OH! THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA!”

- Willy Wonka on on Fall Out Boy's quote

“HEY! 'That gives me an idea' is my line! STOP STEALING MY LINES!”

- User:TheOddity on on Willy Wonka

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Mangoes grow on his head in the Summer time, which is why he had his tour during January. Please try his mango delight on your way out, arright? Kaythancks.

Hey, look! A floating green thingymabobber!

“A floating green thingymabobber!? That gives me an idea to steal someone else's lines!”

- a man on , too happy to mess with other people and take free things

ITS THE MAGIC MAN ITS THE MAGIC MAN ITS THE MAGIC MAN ITS THE MAGIC MAN ITS THE MAGIC MAN CAUSE THE CANDY MAN CAAAAAAN!!!

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