Mango

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The Mango is an oft-discussed fruit that, contrary to popular belief, has no taste whatsoever.

Description

I kind of already did that.

History

It originated in some place probably a long way away from here... let's say Eritrea. They don't get a lot of press.

Production

They grow on trees.

Uses

The skin is quite good when you need something to chew on, whether it's to relieve stress or keep your malfunctioning robotic jaw enhancement in check.

Uses Controversy

Some contend rouille de seiche is far superior in that respect, but they're dumb.

Etymology

The word mango came from the Canadian word mango, which also meant "mango." This word in turn has been shown to originate from the Indo-European root hbrbrbrbr.

Nutrient and Antioxidant Properties

what?

In popular culture

  • LOL means mango in Welsh.
  • I stepped on a mango once.

See also