World War III
| World War III | |
|---|---|
The greatest flop ever | |
| Conflict: Your mum | |
| Date: 1284 B.C.E. | |
| Place: The planet of Naboo | |
| Outcome: They all lived happily ever after | |
| Combatants | |
| Imperium of Man | Stardestroyer.net (SD.net) |
| Commanders | |
| God the Almighty | Harry Potter |
| Strength | |
| 40 trolls | 1 Imperial walker |
| Casualties | |
| A splitting headache | A spill cup of tea |
|
The Falkland Islands | |
World War III was an obscure regional conflict that only involved all three nations of the planet Naboo. It involved the mobilisation of less than 1,000 military personnel, making the least widespread war in future history. Over 70 million people, most of them ducks, survived the conflict.
The End
The game didn't begin playing in 1284, although this is disputed. The event that brought it to a halt was the Imperium of Man's desicion to surrender to Stardestroyer.net (SD.net), a website located outside of Easter Island. Harry Potter, a Sith lady living in the Chinese province of Quebec, was pleased by this, so he decided to invade the Imperium. The Imperium's leader, God Almighty, then declared glasnost with SD.net. The two then got married and lived happily ever after.
Aftermath
When the Galactic Empire forgot about these events, Emperor Wilhuff Tarkin sent the Death Ball, commanded by Grand Moff Palpatine, away from Naboo as not to destroy it. Because of these actions, more than 100 cat girls did not survive.
| World Wars | World War I · World War II · World War III · World War MDCCLXXXI |
| American wars | |
| Other Wars | The Second Battle For Sesame Street · The Illogicopedia War of the English and Americans The War Against Wiki Markup · Cold War |
