You are snoring
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- I'm sorry to report that you are snoring.
- it is loud and I'm not pleased.
- Neither is the door. It opens away from you, to try and escape,
- but it swings on its hinges.
- Someone else on this planet is snoring at this exact moment.
- It's probably loud, and I suppose somebody else is not pleased.
- or perhaps they are
- I've never heard of a snore fetish, but I'm sure they exist
- who knows
- Perhaps there are X-rated films out there of people snoring
- or eating
- or sneezing
- or peeling an apple, or a peel.
- I've never heard of anyone peeling a peel, but I'm sure it's possible.
- or OPENING DOORs
- or brushing their teeth
- X-TREME BILL PAYING, VOLUME IIX
- or mowing lawns
- or reading articles on the internet
- yes
- A fetish video of someone reading an article on the internet
- that would be weird
- or a fetish video of someone making a fetish video of someone reading an article on the internet
- Endless fetishes.
- HINGES KEEP DOORS FROM RUNNING AWAY
- And snores keep hinges employed.
- We all know you are snoring, we have to turn the sun off now. Good night.