10 Reasons Why Germany is better than America and England

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1. Three World Cups, ja! England = 1, America = 0
2. Frankfurters, Hamburgers and Black Forest Gateau
3. George Bush or Gordon Brown
4. Krautrock
5. Best wartime regalia, by far
6. Germany = Fatherland. England = Motherland. Ha, the Fatherland would easily beat the Motherland in a fight.
7. A considerably larger army; German Empire rules the school!
8. Oktoberfest!
9. Moustaches and mullets
10. Einstein. Stop the car, I'm getting out.
11. We can count, ja bitte!