10 Reasons Why You Aren't A Professional Basketball Player

From Uncyclopedia test II
Jump to navigation Jump to search
From 10 Reasons Why, because reason is spread by lists
  1. You're not tall
  2. You're English/Russian/Afghan
  3. You can't jump
  4. When someone says "Coach K" you wonder what soccer coach they're talking about
  5. You're fat
  6. You're underage
  7. When you think of China, Yao Ming does NOT come to mind
  8. You didn't go to Duke
  9. You're 35 or older
  10. You suck at basketball
Retrieved from "https://test2.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=10_Reasons_Why_You_Aren%27t_A_Professional_Basketball_Player&oldid=86249"