A Precariously Balanced Cup of Water

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Oh no!! Imagine if it fell...it could cause some sort of electronical fault in your computer!! Just like when that Glass of orange juice fell on Jon's head and severed his brain and any trace of sexiness all those years ago...

The glass is half full.

To have water spill on your PCn't:

  • Fill your cups with Imaginary water
  • Cover your computer with a waterproof wig
  • Balance your cup of water less precariously
  • Call the police
  • Call the fire brigade
  • Call the ghostbusters!! (cue themesong)
  • Lick a battery
  • Sodomize a battery
  • Sodomize Jesus with a licked battery
  • Drink Nylon instead of imaginary water
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