Danish kitchen fly

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The Danish Kitchen fly is a fly that is indigenous to Denmark. If not in a kitchen it is usually living in garbage areas. It is attracted to kitchens that have mainly been cooking rice, peppers, or small quantities of coffee. The Danish kitchen fly is among one of the longest living creatures on the planet, living an average of 150 years. It can often be found near old tea towels or at about 3/4's of the way up a kitchen. It is part of the aracnicobius family.