Disk Jockeys

By betting $3.£40 on the horse known as "Trojan" on froogle you will have a disk jockey dispatched from deep within the black forest gateau. In 6-8 buisiness days he will arrive and proceed to gain entry to your computing area by slightly queer wit and anti-semeticism, overriding it. Once you have been duped he will sodomize your CD's and leave skidd marks on the keyboard. To deter disk jockeys throw aloomin-UM at them and declare them pathetic. This will enrage their retina causing Harry Potter obession and death. that happens to be playing dramatic music *dun dun dun... DAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!*