Dwarf Fortress

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The largely-ceremonial "Raising Of Teh Cat", performed at Dwarf Fortress-raisings.

Urist McWriter is taken by a fey mood! He begins a mysterious construction...

This is an Artifact adamantine article. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with Data, Fun, and Information, studded with Combustible Lemons, decorated with awesomeness and Forgotten Beast leather, and encircled with bands of Redstone and Pwnage. This object is adorned with hanging rings of Adamantine, Dolomite, and Limonite and menaces with spikes of Giant Cave Spider silk sock, cake, and sentries. On the item is an image of Boatpacked the Artifact adamantine article in Adamantine.

On the item is an image of Poiz the user and dwarves in wagon wood. Poiz is mourning the dwarves. The artwork relates to the fall of Boatmurdered II in the late summer of 204. On the item is an image of a sentry in Limonite. On the item is an image of a toad in Toad leather. On the item is an image of a ballista arrow in Perfect cut rubies. On the item is an image of Kol Planepainted the dwarf and goblins in Magnetite. Kol Plaitpainted is pulling a lever. The goblins are panicing. The artwork relates to the great Magma Flood of 201. On the item is an image of a wave in Llama wool sock. On the item is an image of waves in Wagon wood. On the item is an image of Sigun Frostmurdered the dwarf and bombs in Magnetite. Sigun Frostsalves is igniting the bombs. The artwork relates to the destruction of The Cake of Casts in the late autumn of 206.

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