Google hacks
Did you know that you can hack Google?
Well, neither did I, until I wrote this article. No, not that one, this one. Yes.
Top secret page
To access a secret page, type 'My banana is a fnurdle on the monster highway' followed by "hack" in quotation marks.
Congrats, you have hacked Google and now have access to a special unique page.
Be quick, for soon the secret page will disappear to be replaced by a link to this page. No not that one, this one you're reading now.
Update
The hack no longer works. Too late, slow-mo!
Secret files
To access the top secret files, simply type 'secret files', followed by "hack" in quotation marks.
You now have access to almost two million pages from the Google server. Awesome, eh?
What to do now
You'd better hide... they're coming for you. Google keep a record of all searches ever made everywhere in the world.
Aw crap.