Handelism

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Handelism is the incessant butchering of the Handel Classics such as 'I'm A Little Teapot', 'Born in the USA', '(I Can't Get no) Satisfaction' and the BBC snooker theme. Not to be confused with handleism.

Also Nick Handel's theory of a libertarian government with slight government regulation.

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