Health

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Health-o-Meter:

Full health. Think you can stay healthy for long? I don't.

Here, let me hit you with this rock.

Health-o-Meter:

Aha! You fell victim to my rock!

Let me try something a bit more powerful. For example, this sharpened wooden stick. I choose to stab you in the leg with my sharpened wooden stick.

Health-o-Meter:

Now you are at 70% health. Still feeling healthy? Try some healthy food, like this banana.

Health-o-Meter:

Feels, nice, huh? Not until I force you to step on this land mine.

Health-o-Meter:

Missing a leg is no fun. And it also isn't healthy.

Neither is getting shot.

Health-o-Meter:

See, kids? Being healthy is important. If you aren't healthy. You will get very close to death like the man behind me.

Er, is that guy dead? Crap, Tommy! Scram before the police find out!

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