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Hello sir this is John speaking.

Oh hello John. I hope you die in a fire.

Oh...thank you sir.

Please sir

PLEASE SIR CAN I HAVE SOME MORE?

MOAR?

MOAR?

OF COURSE YOU CAN HAVE MORE...WHO SAID YOU CAN'T?

YOU DID SIR.

SHUT UP CHILD.

And that's how Oliver Twist was shot with a gun.

A GUN?

Hello sir, is that a gun?

Of course not..it's a gun.

Oh I see.

OR CAN YOU SEE?

If you are blind, that is.

O RLY?

Hey, you

Who me?

Yes, you.

Tired of being beaten by bullies

Ya.

Tired of being pushed around.

Ya.

Well too bad.

I thought you were going to throw a dvd at me.

No, that's too expensive. So sorry.

Oh...man.

O RLY?

Ho ho ho sir

Ho ho ho sir

Are you Santa Claus?

No I'm your student.

Then I hope you die in a fire.

FIRE?!

Yes, foyer.

Oh...so sorry.

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