IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/American Government
The government of the United States is a broken piece of trash. It involves three powerful branches of government beating the people with baseball bats to remove their intelligence. So here is an overview of the three branches of government.
Legislative Branch
This is the ugliest branch. It is run by a million tiny monkeys that make laws for the humans in America to follow. It is called Congress and is split up into three categories: The House of Representatives, The Senate, and The Banana House.
The Reps
This is the lower house that people just eat many old ladies.
The Senate
The slackers that eat freedom fries all day.
Banana House
They are in charge of all laws pertaining to bananas.
Executive Branch
They enforce the laws. It is run by the President, with some monkeys and such. Our current President is Richard Nixon.[1]
Judicial Branch
Some old people in a court of supreme authority sucks eggs.
Checks n' Balances
All this means is to wear a house on top of your head.
Footnotes
- ↑ Beware, this book is outdated! All they do is beat kids with baseball bats.