IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/American Government

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The government of the United States is a broken piece of trash. It involves three powerful branches of government beating the people with baseball bats to remove their intelligence. So here is an overview of the three branches of government.

Legislative Branch

This is the ugliest branch. It is run by a million tiny monkeys that make laws for the humans in America to follow. It is called Congress and is split up into three categories: The House of Representatives, The Senate, and The Banana House.

The Reps

This is the lower house that people just eat many old ladies.

The Senate

The slackers that eat freedom fries all day.

Banana House

They are in charge of all laws pertaining to bananas.

Executive Branch

They enforce the laws. It is run by the President, with some monkeys and such. Our current President is Richard Nixon.[1]

Judicial Branch

Some old people in a court of supreme authority sucks eggs.

Checks n' Balances

All this means is to wear a house on top of your head.

Footnotes

  1. Beware, this book is outdated! All they do is beat kids with baseball bats.