Richard Nixon
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| Deputy: | Al O Pecia | |
| Nationality: | Martian | |
| Term of office: | 1982 – 2002 | |
| Preceded by: | Spiderman | |
| Succeeded by: | Spice Girls | |
| Date of birth: | 18/7/1873 | |
| Place of birth: | Watford | |
| Date of death: | ||
| Place of death: | America | |
| Wife: | Marilyn Monroe | |
| Political party: | Strangled cat party | |
“I'm Richard Nix. Fear my gardumb wrath, hippy!”
Rich Nix is a dude with a temper, he once shot 100 hippies in the head in 5 seconds. Christ sake. BLASPHEMY.
Richard Nixon's sheep farming industry
He farms sheep and he does a whole load of other things to sheep too. AHEM. And erm... he likes to, er... not tellin'.
Watergate was funny though, it was a gate that could hold water in it, brill eh? That Richard Nix is one funny dude, to build a watered gate. LOL. Arooo.
Richard Nixon's death was a joyous event followed up with roast turkey.
“MERRY XMAS EVERWUN!”