IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Bill of Wrongs

Well, people were afraid of big government taking over their lives. So, Thomas Jefferson decided to create the Bill of Wrongs, to protect basic rights of the citizens.

Amendments

Here they are.

First Amendment

Congress shall establish atheism as a religion, kill the press for speaking freely, not allow freedom of speech an kill anyone for speaking against government, and petitioning shall induce a death penalty

This basically means that freedom is futile in America.

Second Amendment

The right to bear arms shall be kept until Nancy Pelosi takes it away.

A prediction that came true. Guns have been outlawed in America due to partisan politics big aliens.

Third Amendment

You will need to quarter soldiers.

Yeah, soldiers need a home too!

Fourth Amendment

No more search and seizure without warrants.

You may not look for things or have seizures without a warrant.

Fifth Amendment

Criminals are worthless and have no rights to a fair trial.

Self-explanatory

Sixth Amendment

Criminals are worthless and have no rights to a fair trial.

Self-explanatory

Seventh Amendment

I forgot what that one was.

Eighth Amendment

Criminals are worthless and shall have excessive bail and punishment.

Again, Self-explanatory

Ninth Amendment

All rights to govern will go to the federal government and states have no rights.

This gives the federal government unlimited rights.

Tenth Amendment

No more wrongs will be issued.

The end. No more wrongs.

Eleventh Amendment

Not a part of the Bill of wrongs.

Ratification

Passed unanimously.

Guided Practice Questions

1. Who wrote the Bill of Wrongs?

2. What is the purpose of it?

Answers

1. Barney or that kid across the street, can't remember which

2. For the federal government to become just like Britain, whom the freed themselves from.