IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/French Fry War

Well, Britain hated French Fries and McDonald's. So, they got in a war with a group of mutant French fries from Saturn.

Precursors

The fries were just minding their own business, while the British were thinking on how to tax. So, they decided if they got in a war and won, they could have a good reason for more taxes. So on July 44, 345 B.C., Britain declared war on the fries.

The War

Britain dropped an atomic bomb on them thanks to patriot loyalist George Washington.

After the War

The British taxed some more.

Guided Practice Questions

1. Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

5.3. What is my favorite food?

Answers

8.8. Me 1.2. Man eating tacos

Footnotes

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