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MrMetalFlower begins a merry jig, which you take to mean yes. Despite splashing most of the cup of British wonder all over his shoes (and the main power cable) he seems to have enjoyed it. He eventually exhausts himself with a ten minute dance enterpretion of 'Welcome to the Jungle' and calms down.

"Oh, it's you! Thanks for the cuppa. Its taste reminded me of the glorious feeling I get when some douche creates a new IllogiGame. Well, now that you're here, you might as well do me a favour. Can you take these documents over to Asema, please?"

"Sure, no problem."

MMF hands you a big ol' folder and you walk across the room to where Asema's desk is. As you approach his chair you slip on a dead cat and fall face first on to the floor, sending the document flying. As you dust yourself down and regain what little integrity you have left, you notice something. A timeworn old book had slipped out of the folder. The title, blaring across the page in faded writing reads 'The Conspirator's Notes'.

This document must be the Conspirator's Notebook: a sacred work that is said to hold key information to the nefarious schemes of the administrators. Those who knew what little there was to know about the conspiracy (you'd read about it on one of the forum pages some time prior) knew that the Conspirator's Notes held the key to defeating the evil plan of the admins, whatever it was, and save the Illogia. Asema sees you looking at the title. He quickly drags you well out of earshot. The book is tucked neatly under his arm.


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