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The Conspiracy


About Conspiracy -- Characters -- Your Gear -- Your Journal

You rummage through the storeroom, and find some Plot Rocks. These look like they could be useful. As you hold them, you feel empowered by the plot itself, the Twisting Illogic swimming through you. With a brave fold of the hand, you throw the rocks at the tentacle monster, and it disappears in a puff of sauerkraut and german engineering.

Suddenly, someone bursts in, with several men and women behind him -- it's Liu Kang! This well-muscled monk looks like he's ready to fight. He starts breathing noisily in your direction, and a women behind him holds up a sign that says "3," followed by "2." Testostereich hides in one of the boxes and closes it, locking with a teabag.


Do something!