IllogiGames:Conspiracy/David

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Your aim isn't up to much these days, which would explain why you fired your stone roughly 2 foot above Santa's head. But luckily for you Goliath had popped along to see what was happening, and even more luckily, he happened to be standing roughly half a metre behind Santa and Rudolph. The stone smacks him straight between the eyes. Muttering "Not again" he pitches forward unconcious, crushing both Santa and Rudolph to death. The ninja tears off his shirt in anguish and lunges at you:

Smother him with his shirt
Hope for the best
Point out his strange fashion choice to some passing members from the BNP wiki