IllogiGames:Conspiracy/Euww
About Conspiracy -- Characters -- Your Gear -- Your Journal
Upon seeing your unattractive private parts, Santa let's you go. After he's driven for a bit he realises that you could technically launch a lawsuit against him. So he spins the car around and drives straight at you. You roll out the way dramaticly as Jolly old Saint Nick narrowly misses you. The momentum of the taxi however, had taken him too far and Santa has parked the thing up a tree. He get's out slowly as the two of you stare at each other without blinking.
Both of you are completely immobile, sizing each other up while Rudolph whistles the themetune to 'The Good The Bad And The Ugly.
Both of you react at the same time, you each reach into your pockets for weapons. santa whips out a present gun, and some coal grenades. You pull out a few paperclips, an elastic band and, ...the bottom of your pocket. Ah. There could be a problem here.