IllogiGames:Conspiracy/TestiCar
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Within five minutes of ringing him up Testostereich appears, driving what appears to be one of the fairground tea cups. But still five minutes is a pretty quick response time so you get in.
You drive for roughly half an hour with nothing eventful happening, you note that were this a game on the internet the reader would be bored out of their mind by now. As you approach the turn off to VFFerdshire you notice a police car following you. You get out and ask the officer what seems to be the matter.
"Nothing's the matter sonny Jim, I'm just conducting a random driver's license test."
"Oh, okay. Well Testostereich, show the man your license." You turn to Testostereich, who is smiling flacidly.
"Oh man! You totally Punk'd me there officer. How did you guess that I don't have a license. To be honest I can't even drive. I only got this far because of the author's general assumption that all noteable Illogicopedians can drive." " Laughs Testostereich.
Yeah, I only drove this far because of the author's general assumption that all noteable Illogicopedians can drive."
You bury your head in your hands as the officer and Testostereich Hi-5. As their two hands break apart you see that the officer had handcuffed Testostereich during the Hi-5. Now that's just low.
- Try and convince the officer that your library card is Testostereich's driving license
- Offer the traffic cop some tea
- Bribe the officer
- Shoot the officer
- Let Testostereich go to prison and continue with your journey. Weighing up the issue of Teste's 2 year ordeal of shower rape against the fact that he shouldn't have been driving in the first place.