IllogiNews:Porridge found in urine

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Seeming as there is nothing in this article, I thought I might brighten it up with this picture.

My computer - We apologize for the inconvenience, but the reporter who was assigned to this report tragically passed away after accidently falling into a pool of hungry piranhas. We tried to get a replacement but everyone around here is so damn lazy it's impossible to do such a thing.

As such, this article was never written. We know it would of been very good, though. If mildly disturbing and somewhat gross. But good.

It probably also had something to do with moldy cheese. And toothpaste.