IllogiNews:Snakes on a plane

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“Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger... AGH IT’S A SNAKE ON A PLANE! IT’S A FREAKING SNAKE ON A FREAKING PLANE!”

~Samuel L. Jackson on badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

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No.

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What was that? Above is an image of the snakes. I mean, you’re talking a lot, but ultimately, that’s all you’re saying.

I guess this is just one more reason to not fly commercial airplanes. (Of course, it’s not like we needed another reason, with their huge costs, and searching everybody in rather weird ways.) But recently, on a Boeing 747-400, a bunch of venomous snakes were found attacking the passengers. Mr. Samuel L. Jackson, the witness, says:

“Agh! We got freaking snakes on a freaking plane!”

He said a lot of other things too, but that was the most memorable.

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This photo of two happy passengers was taken unknowingly right before their ultimate doom.

The plane was successfully de-snaked. Moral of the story: Always check your plane for snakes before take-off.

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You've gotta be kidding me.