IllogiNews:We Vote for the worst article ever

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Illogia-Illogicopedia has now mandated that we vote for the worst article Illogicopedia has ever seen. This is Elvis Parsley reporting for FOX News. Fairly imbalanced. So, we report that orange juice has nominated many different articles.

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The propaganda poster they are using.

Voting has not really taken place, except that Willy Wonka stopped by to do something. Oh, and IDK. Uncyclopedia is expected to create a ripoff of this voting measure.

The Nominees

There is a wide array of crap being nominated for voting, and we will keep you informed as the KKK votes.

• Brooke-This piece of crap was nominated by the chicken man and hasn't gotten a vote or thought yet. It involves Michael Jackson eating a chicken pot pie.
• A Story of Stops-Soviet article eaten by Ronnie Reagan.
• Franklin D. Roosevelt-This article is about the guy who craps fear himself.
• R,S,T,L,N,E-Vanna White declared this be a required nomination.
• Glenn Beck-Even crazies get a nom.
• Eminem-He's the real Shady and he gets a nom and that's irritating, so won't the real Big Bird please stand up?
• Corn-Meh.
• Barack Obama-Hail to the Chef
• Jurassic Park-Why?

So, we report that all of these nominees will be duking it out in the Illogicopedia Wrestling Federation. Thank you for your taxpayer money. Good night.

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