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THE HUGE CHICKEN: by Some WHAT!? number two and Testostereich

Once there was a chicken. It was huge. No, I mean huge! Just to make my point: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!

The huge chicken clucked, "Bagaawk!" Suddenly, a guy popped out of the chicken's belly. The guy said, "Bigak? You are looking for the ancient city of Bigak? Follow my loud watch!" His watch came off his wrist, and started yelling, "LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL..." The watch went into the deep waters of the Atlantic Ocean. (It was a waterproof watch.) It was still yelling, but in a muffled, bubbly sort of way, because it was going into the water. The chicken would have drowned, but then it got zapped and turned into several things.

Things the chicken turned into while being zapped

In this order, 0.2 seconds per thing:

A normal chicken, a cheesecake, an octopus, a black hole (but not for long enough to suck anything up), a flaming pillow, a water molecule, the sound of me typing the word "peanut," a rubber chicken, and a bomb set to go off in one second.

Then the zapping stopped...

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