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PROLOGUE TO THE CHRONICLE OF THE ANCIENT CITY OF BIGAK

i can tell things by drawing pictures i am a genius i will win a million gold coins for this invention

That was my friend Bob

That was my friend Bob when he discovered writing. He writes about writing. I write about this great city...BIGAK!

Bigak is named for an animal sound

A chicken was asked to decide the name of the city. It was very stupid, because the chicken just went bak, bak, bigak as all chickens do.

The city doesn't exist, but it will. And when it does, we will also be inventing a calendar with the foundation of Bigak as its year 0. And the city will have a great king.

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