Kebab

“KEBAB EBAB KEBAB BABEK!”

- Harry Potter

Kebabs are a type of food, commonly eaten at parties. They are made out of a pointy stick (which is a type of musical instrument), with various foods skewered onto them. They are never, ever cooked in the oven or on a grill. They are ALWAYS pan-fried. With a pan. On a frying thing. Always.

Yes. Pan-fried kebabs.

Sub-species

Kebabs can differ from what they have skewered on them. They can have meat, onion, vegetables, sometimes fruit and even coffee tables.

But they are ALWAYS pan-fried. Always.

Yeah.

Yum.