L. Ron Hubbard

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L. Ron Hubbard is the father of modern Scientology.

Early life and education

LouLou Ron Hubbard was born on a tugboat in the town of Planetopia, Nevada. His mother, Esmeralda Dentingbox-Hubbard, worked at a local gravy factory. His father, Xander Locklee Hubbard, danced naked in the park for pocket change.

Hubbard performs a miracle

L. Ron Hubbard opened a cupboard. A board full of cups. Cups full of boards, in the process of boarding the cupboard and posting on your message board, staging a coup full of fish and sandals.

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