League of Obscure Superheroes Squad/Match'm

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One man, many fashionable combinations

Match'm was one of the very few not-so-superheroes in the LOSS organization that had more than one incredibly pointless, useless, and pathetic "super powers". This gave him slight supremacy over other members along with Slipster and Tri-Head "Man", both of whom had more than one "power". However, with this slight supremacy all three became oh-so-arrogant, eventually leading the their painful, exploding whale related deaths.

Match'm's so called "powers" that set him apart from his pathetic counterparts were his abilities to both mix&match clothes in the most fashionable way possible as well as light matches much faster than anyone else could even dream of doing. What makes these powers "super" is beyond me, and that's why Match'm is considered a not-so-superhero and finds himself in the LOSS group rather than somewhere more significant and important.

Anyway, soon after his membership request was accepted by Registerer, the manager of all registration in the LOSS group, Match'm's not-so-hot girlfriend realized that her boyfriend was not-so-super after all the years he claimed to be super, and dumped him. This sent Match'm into a state of undermining depression, however, his realization that the cause of this was circus clowns led to a slaughter at the circus and a rejuvenated personality. From that point until his death, Match'm was a happy, yet overly cocky (due to his excess of powers) member of LOSS.