League of Obscure Superheroes Squad/Trumpeteer

Trumpeteer was one of the earliest not-so-superheroes of the group called "League of Obscure Superheroes Squad". It is not sure what number he came in because Registerer re-registered everyone's information so many times he made a few errors which resulted in the complete scrambling of the order in which each member became a member. Regardless, Trumpeteer was one of the "Foolish First", the name given to the first few members who joined. Because of this Trumpeteer likes to brag about how seasoned of a member he is, although he is incredibly immature, unwise, and neglected in the squad.

Trumpeteer scored his name through some unfortunate mental mishap I assume, considering his not-so-super power has nothing to do with trumpets as you might have guessed. In fact his "power" is an uncanny ability to feed ducks and other assortments of birds at the park in an incredibly efficient manner. This has helped L.O.S.S. in no situations whatsoever, so Trumpeteer is often the subject of ridicule, even though several other not-so-superheroes' "powers" have helped the squad in no way either. They just pick on him because of his nerd glasses and incredibly ugly brown-colored plaid trousers that he insists on wearing on a daily basis. They also laugh at him because he hasn't been potty trained yet. Poor soul.