List of Illogicopedian weapons

Hello, and welcome to the Illogia world domination center weapons exhibition. I'll guide you through our vast array of different Weapons of Mass Dementia...

• Conkers - Ah, the classic illogical weapon of choice! Need I say more? No. On to the next!
• The Ultimate Shotgun - Really, just look at it: Quite eeble, don't you think?
• RMDs - Faceless, I mean, priceless.
• The Vandalrist - absolutely daggering!
• The WIP - You've got to hand it to them, those admins sure know how to handle a template!
• Oh, the Spartan Laser - Cheetos sure never lose!
• Choko Chipper-As tasty as it is dangerous.
• Magic Missile! Oh, crap - seems I just cast it. I'm sorry! But no harm done, eh?

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Well, I guess not. Anyone else wanting a tour of our exhibition?