Lost

From Uncyclopedia test II
Jump to navigation Jump to search
This article may be incomplete ("Radzinsky made some edits")

Lost is something sinister disguised as a television series. It has polar bears, underground stations, psychic phenomena, a smoke monster, and...... something else.

Plot summary

"Theresa falls down the stairs.

Theresa falls up the stairs."

Quotes

File:Candle.jpg
"It is imperative that you pick up the check. If you do not, the consequences will be... unpleasant." --Pierre Chang at the Thai restaurant on 15th and 4th, or "The Bushel" as he calls it

Episode 1x1: The First Episode

"Have you ever noticed, like, that you guys are all named after philosophers?"

"No. Shut up."

Episode 1x4: The Way of the Warrior

"All you ever talk about is the island. Why don't you marry the damn island?"

"I already have, in a manner of speaking."

"And what manner is that?"

*makes a face*

"OK, man. That's weird."

Episode 1x24: For Better or Worse

"I'm'a open a hatch."

"You do that."

~ Elided ~

Episode 2x1: Tao Inc.

"Why were 15, 16, 23, and 42 afraid of 4?"

"I don't know. Why?"

"Because 4 ate 15 16 23 42."

"Very funny."

Episode 2x15: Boxcars

"If I don't push the right buttons, this thing's gonna explode!"

"That sounds like my wife."

*rimshot*

~ Elided ~

Episode 2x17: Deuteronomy

100774:26 Moose accepted 100788:15 Fnord accepted 100789:12 Cheese accepted 100789:35 Nose accepted 100790:02 Illogicopedia (removing all content from page) accepted SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE SYSTEM FAILURE 100790:13 Illogicopedia (ghosted edits) accepted 100800:41 Cool accepted

Episode 3x1: !

"What if I told you that somewhere on this island there's a very large box...and whatever you imagined...whatever you wanted to be in it...when you opened that box, there it would be."

"Yes, I've seen Wal-Mart too."

Fan theories

NO! THAT HEADING WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN YET! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL! AHHHH!

~ Elided ~

See also

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...Brotha.