Manganese

This article was not written by Mexicans. They'd have written a better article in a shorter time.   I saw a Mexican make a roof in 15 seconds. He made me lose my job!

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What some people think Manganese is

I love it! I love it!!!! I wanna be a Manganese!!! Manganese people are Japanese Manga Lovers!!!

What Manganese Is

A hard metal element with the atomic number 25. (Yes, this is harder than anyone's dick) It has 7 isotopes. Manganese is also brittle though too. Got it? GOOD.

What you wish Manganese is

No way. I'm not getting started on that one.