Pain

AAAAAAAAARGGHHHHHH!!!! OH GOD IT HURTS SO BAD!! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!!! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! IT HURTS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ARRGGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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AAAAAAAAARRRRGGHH! THONG WEDGIE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

What is pain?

Pain is the opposite of pleasure.

Things that cause pain

• Getting shot.
• Getting stabbed.
• Getting bit by a dog.
• Getting scratched by a cat.
• Getting punched.
• Getting spanked.
• Falling down on jagged rocks.
• Getting kicked in the testicles.
• Getting kicked in the ovaries.
• Falling down a flight of stairs.
• Extremely loud music.
• Extremely bad music.
• Being run over by a car.
• Headaches.
• Hangovers.
• Getting poked in the eye.
• Radiation poisoning.
• Spontaneous human combustion.
• Poorly executed dentistry.
• Poorly executed surgery.
• Pitchfork to the pancreas.
• Violent diarrhea.
• Papercuts.
• Electrocution.
• Homework.
• Hard work.
• Urinary tract infection.
• Drowning.
• Mondays.
• Lava enema.
• Waxing off hair.