Peepee

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While the peepee goes through various stages of development, each of which has its own name as shown below, the medical term used to describe the male genitalia in any stage of development is "peepee."

Stages of Development

Examples

It is very important that the peepee always be referred to by its curent stage of development when not being called the peepee. For example:

"My son has a big tinkywinky, for a 3 month old."

"His first day of kindergarten, Jimmy whipped out his weewee in front of everyone."

"My husband of 52 years just got some medicine that makes his Oprah hard again."

"When you're potty training your son to pee standing up, don't forget to remind him to hold his johnson, so it doesn't go everywhere."

"My dad has been scratching at his twig and berries ever since he tried lifting that sofa."